This happenend a couple of days back...

I parked the car at a wrong place in green park, so it was towed away to hauz khaas police station.

When I went there to get it back, I had to deal with a (s)tout constable, typical of delhi police, obviously a Jaat. What happenend is follows:

Me:"Woh hari gaadi meri hai"
He:"Mehendi rang waadi"
Me:"Haan"
He:"theek hai, le jaa"
Me:"fine kitna hai"
He:"150 bina padchi, 300 padchi ke saath"
Me:"bhaiyaa parchi kaat do" (in my UP ka bhaiyaa ishtyle)

the receipt read: "Car found parked at non parking place. Causing Obtruction to traffic & pedestrians"